SO yeah Texas renfest this year sucked balls. Maybe it was the fact that I only got 2 hours of sleep the night before but I was excited about going. We go every year, my friends work at various shops and we have fun, feed our faces and frollick around. This year they added a new event called, how much fucked up traffic can you handle. Seriously, they had the worst traffic cops ever. First it took us almost 2 hours to get to the fair and park. And on the way out, they decided to let out one row at a time so we waited 2 hours in the car. We napped, listened to the radio and watched as the people around us start to get "evacuation" fever. We were told after 2 hours that it would take another added 3 hours till it would be our turn to leave. Seriously that is fucked. We would actually spend more time in traffic than at the fair. This redneck behind us got pissed off at his wife who told him "be a man and get us and our crying kids out of here". And of course his response was to start punching a hole into the side of his truck with his fist. That was our cue to find our own way out. So I convinced another dude in his truck to see if he could "gently" knock over a wooden post so we could go out the back way. And that was that, we followed him out with a whole line of happy drivers following us. And of course there was more traffic on the way to the freeway. Yup never again, next year we're going to the much better Scarborough fair up near dallas and camping. They know how to coordinate parking and with the time we spent in traffic we could've made the trip there. Suck it texas renfest. ~.~ <^>

I googled "horrible renfest" and found other unhappy people lol: [link]